In the spirit of the holiday, I figured I'd throw together a nice little list that encapsulates a few of the good things in my life for which I should be thankful. Now, we all know we're all grateful for our family ( usually --we basically have no choice in this matter anyhow, and we might as well be thankful that Grandma's around to slip a fiver in your pocket while she still knows who the heck you are), our friends, our health, our jobs in this dick bag of an economy, blah blah blah freakin blah blah. I get it. You're thankful for boring shit. Cool. Me too. Moving on. Shit I'm Really Thankful For: 1. Box Wine. Or, if we're being honest-- all wine. Especially of the White Moscato persuasion. Just saying. 2. Waking up at 7 am and being like, "God freaking dang it, I don't want to go to work" , and then realizing, to your bewilderment and absolute wonder that it's Sunday and you can go back to sleep a...